Want it? Need it? Gotta get it?

I guarantee that there is a Microsoft employee with one of these in their home (the one on the left). I'm experiencing a little cognitive dissonance with the arm ink though. Perhaps I should have looked more closely at the souls lined up in front of the Cinerama last time a Star Wars moving came out. You know those guys with the man barbies of Han Solo and stuff?

As sure as I am of that, I am also convinced that there is an alarming percentage of my blog readers that just said the word "awesome!" out loud to their computer screen.