I have seen the future…


…and it is not good.


 




 He needs a resume. Among other things.

Comments (6)

  1. ticklemeelmo says:

    Nah, skip the resume… but a video resume would be a beaut.    

  2. Lauren Smith says:

    Made of water!!! OMG, they’ve taken over 2/3 of the planet already!

    And the "I’m always hallucinating" comment… You don’t say…

    As for his resume, I believe you could probably fit it into a sentence or two on a t-shirt.

  3. Tim says:

    I’m not sure whose worse, the jokey anchormen and reporter or the hallucinating guy.

    But I’m thinking the hallucinating guy doesn’t get the "deluxe treatment" from the maître d’.

  4. HeatherLeigh says:

    Yeah, probably because he’s smoking the centerpiece.

  5. Alex Andrei says:

    I wonder if I can patent "Scruff-in-a-Can"? I could make millions. :)

  6. RB says:

    I could go for a bong hit myself right about now.