What does Irony Taste Like?

Super-light, not too fruity, high acid and clean finish. What, you were expecting a more thought-provoking blog post; something about a black fly in your Chardonnay?

Anyone who knows me well understands that I could not resist buying a wine named Irony, as long as "oak" and "pear" didn't appear on the label description. So yeah, I bought it and am posting about it because of marketing (ew, I am such a consumer), but it is really good.

OK, just for fun, you answer the question "what does Irony taste like?"

Here: essence of expectation with overtones of disappointment. How's that? You try.