Funny things that were said at Christmas this year

"Stop asking about presents or I'll burn the tree down"

"Just like on Tila Tukwila"

"She told me I hung a cat off the a paper bag"

"I think there's a shortage of nuns"

"My head is lumpy. Want to feel it?"

"Your mom kicked your butt at Guitar Hero"

"She slipped in her own pee" (Hey, where there are toddlers, there are accidents)

Comments (4)

  1. "I think there’s a shortage of nuns"

    IMHO, there’s always a shortage of nuns.



  2. Tim says:

    I think mine tops out at a 2 year-old playing with soldiers intoning, "Kill da man! Kill da man!"

  3. HeatherLeigh says:

    Re: the nuns…it was funny when it was said. No serious discussion coming from me about that.

    Tim – that is awesome. Getting him started early, huh?

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