Because you want the drinking end of the bottle to come as close to sidewalk funk as possible


Some things defy understanding. And I’m definitely not saying you should wear them to work.

Comments (2)

  1. Tim says:

    Correct, Heather. Not a great idea. But still their top selling sandal. Love to see who their buyers are. Thirsty people, I’m guessing.

  2. Lauren Smith says:

    When you’re at the beach, you’re just wearing a pair of jams or a two piece bathing suit with a batik sarong. And what else? SANDALS. No place to hold your bottle opener!

    Now, you can have your bottle opener with you wherever you go. This is genius.

    Where can I keep the bottles of beer, though? I can think of a couple places off the top of my head, but beer should be cold, so that disqualifies them immediately. Whoever comes up with a solution to that problem is another person of genius.