So I am not the only one bothered by eggcorns. "Should of" drives me nuts. Yeah, eggcorns are the real reason I try not to speak too flowery-like. I notice them all the time and just hope that I don't commit the sin. As a result, I'm "like a bowl in a china shop"...you know, just sitting here. When I really should be "cutting to the cheese". It would be funny if it wasn't real. Oh heck, it's still funny.