Are you a butter user?
Have you ever torn your toast trying to spread cold butter onto it, and then gotten so mad about it that you threw your $300 Neiman-Marcus toaster through the stained glass window of your kitchen?
I thought so.
You need the ButterWizard...
(From Mil's mailing list...)
(I'm not a big butter guy, but I do like the tub kind that is mixed with Canola oil so you can actually spread it).