Ok, time for a bit of Friday humour. I recently became a Dad for a second time so my mind is working in weird ways at the moment as a result of sleep deprivation….
Downtime – when they are asleep. Unlike in computing, this time is welcome and to be made the most of
Out of memory – now what was I doing?
Deadlock – “bath-time!” – “story first” - “bath then story” – “story then bath” - “bath” – “story”
High CPU Spike – what happens when a toddler eats too much ice-cream
Crash – toddler + doorframe/furniture/tree/anything-hard-and-immoveable
Bugs – what they catch when they go to nursery/day-care
System dump – see nappy (a.k.a. diaper) changing