http://soafacts.com/index.html - this is a must read and very funny!!
Oh and I've not fallen off planet earth, I've been travelling the world, tech training, skiing, visiting friends and family and laughing a lot:)
Currently doing the ISV Innovation Roadshow across Oz and will post up Open Office XML and Office Custom UI Extensibility samples by the end of this week!!
Cheers and enjoy SOA Facts and thanks Phil (Yeardley of Adelaide fame), Dave