Wishing you a Happy Christmas ADNUG Style – I think this covers all the bases:-)

Peter Griffith of ADNUG and ACS fame sent through this Christmas greeting and Outlook's spam filter caught it as junk but I disagree and too good not to republish and in this troubled world this should satisfy most people!!  lol, seems to me that only thing missing is wishes for a firmer longer Christmas:-)

Well have a great one, all the best for the New Year and catch you soon!!

Peter's email as follows and please accept with no obligation or implied warrantee 🙂

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great, (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only Australia in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Comments (2)

  1. Dave Glover says:

    haha, Peter said this came off a LinuxSA forum, oh well it is Christmas:-)

  2. Dave Glover says:

    Christmas from a turkey’s perspective – thanks CP!!


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