THE COMPUTER’S SWALLOWED GRANDMA!!


Lol, well it’s computer related (just) and yeah somewhere between cute and twee, but may be it’ll make ya smile – the author is anonymous, unless anyone would like to own up to it!! 🙂


The computer’s swallowed grandma
Yes’ honestly’ its true
She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.
Its devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she’s caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I’ve even used the internet
But nothing did I find.
In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found ‘online’.
So, if inside your ‘In Box’
My Grandma you should see
Please ‘Scan’, ‘Copy’ and ‘Paste’ her
In an e-mail back to me

Comments (1)

  1. Weedy Lady says:

    The author of the Computer Swallowed Granda poem is Valerie Waite who lives in Derbyshire, England, UK. It was originally published in the English National newspaper "The Daily Mail" on July 2, 2004. Please give her the credit on your original posting. I have an illustrated version of it on my web site, and Valerie generously supplied her original drawing which I colored for the page. It is at http://www.happydaycards.com/stores/computerswallowedgranny.html

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