A bit of humour for the day. All the Smartphone stuff is making my head hurt:-)

Ahh, enough Windows Mobile V5.0 Smartphone stuff for the day - this found it's way in to my inbox, probably not too politically correct but a wee bit of fun that is doing the rounds at the moment!! Oh and the Hoff piccie of the day:-)

YOUR JOB IS SAFE AS LONG AS THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE......

ONE.
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO.
I was checking out at the local Kmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR.
Several years ago, we had a junior who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of Typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the Junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
copies.

FIVE.
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

Life is tough.

It's tougher if you're stupid:-)