The Truth About Chuck Norris!

Franky sent me a wonderful little present that arrived today:

Present from Frank Arrigo

Every "fact" is pure gold. And what makes it even more special is its now almost legendary status!

So to leave you with a random fact, let me open the book to...

Page 72 - "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds till what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face."

Pure gold!

Comments (3)
  1. frankarr says:

    I’m glad you like the present 😉

  2. Java Froth Mount says:

    Apparently Chuck is litigating the publisher due to untrue claims such as "Chuck can cure cancer".  Read this the other week… classic.

  3. Ken Schaefer says:

    Have you seen Bruce Schneier facts?

    Also hilarious

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