Send Jeff a postcard, and he'll send you a Channel 9 Guy!
Hey, check this out:
https://www.jeffsandquist.com/Channel9WasAtTheMoon.aspx
Jeff reckons that if you send him a postcard (a real paper one, eCards don't count), he'll send you one back, and a Channel 9 guy (my C9 guys name is Clarry)!
So make sure you send a postcard to Jeff, and remember to ask for your Channel 9 guy and include your return postal address (or the little guy might end up in the ether). Also, tell 'em Dave sent ya for a free meat tray ;)