The worst possible name for a tool ever imagined (good tool though)

I can say that because Nige can hit (well, try) me on Monday, and besides it’s true.

SPUM2003 X1.1

While you are downloading this cool tool, drop a comment recommending a decent name.

(btw, Patrick agrees the name is terrible)
(btw, this IS a new name based on my previous dig here)
(update: Paul doesn’t like it either)