I stink

That's generally true of me in the morning, especially after a late
night of fun and drinking (including a shot of 'Chartreuse' which was described as "150 proof liquid oregano".  The most
disgusting shot in the world named after my favorite color).  But
luckily i don't stink as much as Stinky Meat
does.  For those who haven't read this before be warned.  It
is highly disgusting, but extremely funny at the same time.  At
least... if your sense of humour is anything like mine!