How to waste time at work


Go visit Bash.  Better yet, just read Bash’s Top Quotes.  Intensely amusing any time you’re bored and need entertainment.  However, under no circumstances blog about how you waste time at work.  You never know who might be reading these things.


Favorite quote so far:


<tom_0369> man
<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as ****
<tom_0369> it was depressing
<sammich> when was this?
<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004


Edit: Just showed this to Kevin. Now he’s not working either. I think we need to extend the VS ship date because of sites like this.


Comments (11)

  1. D. Brian Ellis says:

    Too Funny. My favorites so far (edited slightly):

    <booradley> I’d like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a b*tch"

    <booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I’m ever so sexy

    <booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we’ll play among the stars

    <booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!

    <booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy

    <booradley> :: later ::

    <booradley> <boo> there, you’re all installed. how do you feel?

    <neshura> down in front!

    <booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS F*CK YOU! VRAAAGH!

    * audience gasps.

    <booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels

    <booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!

    <booradley> * hard drive has died

    <booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks c*cks in hell! graaagh!

    <booradley> <modem> aaieee

    <booradley> *modem has died

    <booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops

    <Shendal> By far, that’s the best one-act IRC play I’ve read this season. Do I smell a Tony award?

    AND

    <DigiGnome> Real life should have a f*ck*ng search function, or something.

    <DigiGnome> I need my socks.

  2. Robert says:

    Cyrus,

    You Sir are a turd. Things were going fine for me today at work. I was on track to get a beta out today. Then while compiling I read your blog.

    Wow cool site.. nice. Ok. Fix a few bugs… recompile.

    Read a few.

    fix a few bugs… compile. read some more.

    Damn… now its 10:00pm and Im still not finished.

    I reallly HATE you now.

  3. Merry Tuesday to all and to all a good night 🙂

  4. fuzu says:

    ah, bash…brings back so many memories…of procrastination and realizing an hour has already flown by and i’m nowhere close to finishing that damn project…

  5. Jeff Parker says:

    Damn you, came out to look for some new technical blogs. That was 2 hours ago.

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