This is not the best blog post ever written

I was in the middle of the best blog post ever. It was amazing. It was inspirational. It was going to knock your socks off. Tenacious D would have cried after reading this blog. Unfortunately, that post's life was cut short thanks to:

 
Date/Time:      2004-06-17 01:42:31 -0700
OS Version:     10.3.4 (Build 7H63)
Report Version: 2

Command: Safari
Path:    /Applications/Safari.app/Contents/MacOS/Safari
Version: 1.2.2 (125.8)
PID:     27954
Thread:  0

Exception:  EXC_BAD_ACCESS (0x0001)
Codes:      KERN_PROTECTION_FAILURE (0x0002) at 0x0000000c

Thread 0 Crashed:
0   com.apple.WebCore            0x94fd7a6c KWQKHTMLPart::searchForLabelsAboveCell(QRegExp*, DOM::HTMLTableCellElementImpl*) + 0x18
1   com.apple.WebCore         0x94fd8020 KWQKHTMLPart::searchForLabelsBeforeElement(NSArray*, DOM::ElementImpl*) + 0xc8
2   com.apple.Safari           0x0008018c 0x1000 + 0x7f18c

Now you'll just have to live with the knowledge that you're missing the best post ever. Of course, I have to curse this feeble mind, and stare at these useless fingers which are unable to reproduce that masterpeice. I think my pain is far worse than you could imagine.

Pity in the form of large cash donations would be appreciated and would most likely stimulate those same areas that work working in perfect harmany while creating that post. Thank you.