This is not the best blog post ever written

I was in the middle of the best blog post ever. It was amazing. It was inspirational. It was going to knock your socks off. Tenacious D would have cried after reading this blog. Unfortunately, that post’s life was cut short thanks to:

Date/Time:      2004-06-17 01:42:31 -0700
OS Version:     10.3.4 (Build 7H63)
Report Version: 2

Command: Safari
Path:    /Applications/
Version: 1.2.2 (125.8)
PID:     27954
Thread:  0

Exception:  EXC_BAD_ACCESS (0x0001)
Codes:      KERN_PROTECTION_FAILURE (0x0002) at 0x0000000c

Thread 0 Crashed:
0        	0x94fd7a6c KWQKHTMLPart::searchForLabelsAboveCell(QRegExp*, DOM::HTMLTableCellElementImpl*) + 0x18
1        	0x94fd8020 KWQKHTMLPart::searchForLabelsBeforeElement(NSArray*, DOM::ElementImpl*) + 0xc8
2         	0x0008018c 0x1000 + 0x7f18c

Now you’ll just have to live with the knowledge that you’re missing the best post ever. Of course, I have to curse this feeble mind, and stare at these useless fingers which are unable to reproduce that masterpeice. I think my pain is far worse than you could imagine.

Pity in the form of large cash donations would be appreciated and would most likely stimulate those same areas that work working in perfect harmany while creating that post. Thank you.

Comments (11)

  1. So, this is just a tribute?

  2. AT says:

    Nope ;o) Cyrus asking for a bribe from Apple to remove this dangerous posting about bugs in Safari ;o)

    Sorry. Just kidding.

    Cash can solve our problems, but not always.

  3. I’m just waiting for you to rip off your shirt and yell "NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!"

  4. Michael Cook says:

    Not the greatest blog in the world? We are but men. Rawk!

  5. D. Brian Ellis says:

    So it’s true…OS X can crash as well?

  6. jaybaz [MS] says:

    Write your blog in a real editor. Like Visual Studio.

  7. Dave Verwer says:

    > So, this is just a tribute?

    Obvious, but it *was* what I was going to write 😀

  8. Jaybaz: Don’t you mean VI?

  9. Samuel Taylor Coleridge feels your pain.

  10. TuesdaysComing: I believe you’ve already seen me do that. 🙂

  11. Joris says:

    That’s why command+a, command+c is your best friend! Oh, and use something like PTHPasteboard.