Fifty ways to use your Azure


As I sat staring at a slide listing all the different uses for Azure, and thought how boring it is to just list all the features to an audience, my brain started to wander… So for a different perhaps more light hearted look at some of the many features available on Azure read on…

MS-Azure_rgb_BlkThe problem is everything’s on prem she said to me

The answer is easy if you take it logically

I’d like to help you make your office server free

There must be fifty ways to use your Azure

 

She said “You worry about viruses that will intrude

All those updates and those patches will surely change your mood

But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being rude

There must be fifty ways to use your Azure

Fifty ways to use your Azure

 

Move your Email, Dale

New data store, Thor

Do your BI, Guy

And try if for free

 

Move the VM, Clem

You don’t need to update then

Store passwords and keys, Lee

And try if for free

 

Host all your web, Deb

Mobile too, Sue

Run your batch job, Rob

Just listen to me

Try some Hadoop, Hoop

You don’t need to update much

Nodejs or PHP

and try it for free

 

She said “it grieves me so to see you in such pain

if only you could focus on core business once again”

I said “I appreciate that and would you please explain about the fifty ways”

 

She said “Why don’t you just go visit the website

and I believe after some reading you’ll begin to see the light

and then she smiled at me and I realized she was probably right

There must be fifty ways to use your Azure

Fifty ways to use your Azure

 

Learning Machine, Jean

or Event Hub, Cub

Scale all you like, Ike

And try it for free

Video too, Lou

You don’t need to update much

move your AD, Lee

and try it for free

 

Load test in the cloud, Howd

Back it all up, Pup

Authenticate, Mate

And try it for free

Python too, Sue

You don’t need to update much

MongoDB, Lee

And try it for free

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