A firewall for your pet’s brain

I bought one of these recently for my pet ferret “BillG” and I can testify that it works.

The PFHT [Pet Foil Hat Technology] contains space age materials, and is guaranteed to work for your pet. All government I/O is cut off. It's like a firewall for your pet's brain.

[via 2020 Hindsight]

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