The coolest jacket in the whole world

I forgot to post the item that prompted my last post on containers – it is this
jacket
I recently read about at the Wired web
site
.  It has 30 pockets.  It has 2312.75 sqare inches of pocket space.
 It has useful wiring conduits running from one pocket to another, for things
like attaching headphones in the collar pocket to the MP3 player in the vest.

Sigh.  I need more gadgets before I deserve to own this jacket…