my bank account as an RSS feed?

You know, logically, the following idea has so many flaws – security, privacy,
is it even really useful… and yet, I find it mysteriously alluring.  To
watch in real-time the ebb and flow of my finances; to see how long it takes the bank
to recognize my purchases; a certain guilty pleasure in seeing how my spouse is spending

 “Just sitting here thinking, man…it would be so nice
if I could subscribe to a feed from my bank.  See in my RSS aggregator every
time a new transaction occurs in my bank account.