"Best" method names ever...

We had a thread recently about the oddly named SafeHandle.DangerousGetHandle()…

Which raised a few other oddly named methods from platforms past:

FDangerouslyCommitToDiskCacheButNotActuallyToDisk (or some approximation, from OLE)

SetMetafileBitsBetter (from win3.1)

PrestoChangoSelector (from some earlier windows version)

Got any of your own?