Bluetooth Made Me Un-picture My Contacts

Can software become more complicated and yet still be easy to use? It seems that, unfortunately in some cases, it can – and does so whether you like it or not. I just spent two hours trying to fix the Bluetooth connection between my wife’s phone and her car, and discovered just how unfortunate it…

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I Wished I Was … in Iceland

Birthdays are usually celebrated with a day off work, perhaps a trip to a garden centre, or just a lazy afternoon with a good book. However, as the milestone 60 loomed it was decided for me that I was going to have a week’s vacation and go somewhere exciting. Somewhere that really had that “Wish…

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Is Digital Analogous to Analogue?

It seems that, contrary to expectations, the few remaining record stores still selling old-fashioned vinyl LPs and singles are flourishing here in England. At first you might think this is only because old codgers like me just have an old record player, and we spend our days looking for rare copies of original Rolling Stones…

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Monkeying Around

So I finally managed to grab a week away, and spent a restful few days disconnected from both Windows Azure and the Internet. Other than a frustrating sat-un-navigation experience, it was a refreshing change and a chance to see some more of our wonderful English countryside – with the direction and destination chosen by my…

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You Don’t Need Fourpence to Make the Internet Disappear

So I just found out this week why Automobile Association patrolmen didn’t need to carry four one-penny coins around at all times. According to an item on the program “QI”, in the early days of Britain’s acquisition of a nuclear attack capability they worried how they would contact the Prime Minister when he was out…

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A Relentless Paper Chase (aka Painting Windows Azure)

Here in Britain we always used to refer to a job that was never-ending as “like painting the Forth Bridge.” It came about because the people who paint the huge and magnificent railway bridge over the Firth of Forth in Scotland reportedly start at one end and it takes so long that, when they reach…

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Brian Saved Four Hundred Pounds!

There’s an advertisement on the radio at the moment that explains how a guy named Brian saved four hundred pounds (in money, not weight) on his car insurance by using some price comparison website. Most people I know only pay around half that amount in premiums, so is this a realistic claim? Perhaps you have…

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A Bluetooth Headset on Wheels

While my car was in the dealer’s workshop having its annual checkup last week I did the usual nerdy thing of sneaking into the showroom to play with the toys in the new models. OK, so my car has some nifty electronics built in, including satnav with traffic updates and a connection for my phone….

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Prequally Empirical Numeric Confusion

Our son went to the cinema this week to see Star Wars Part 1 in 3D, and I was tempted to go with him. I can remember seeing the original Star Wars movie when it was released in 1977, and I thought it would be fun to see it again. Except that it seems I’m…

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Optimistic Euphemisms

Buried in a recent issue of my newspaper the other day, squashed into a corner between an advert for luxury cruise holidays and a delightful close-up photo of some newly-discovered bacterium, was a short item about a recall by a major UK-based motor manufacturer. It said that in some circumstances the cruise control of some…

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