General Cluster’s Probably Not Last Stand

I don’t know if General Custer ever made a last stand against the Apache, but I feel like I have. My Apache is, of course, the Hadoop one. Or, to be technically accurate, Microsoft Azure HDInsight. And, going on experience so far, this is unlikely to actually be the last time I do it. After…

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The Internet Of Letterboxes

It’s currently fashionable here in England to castigate large companies for not voluntarily paying more tax that they are legally obliged to do. Amongst the so-called offenders is Amazon, who have grown a huge order management, warehousing, and distribution network throughout the UK. Probably because we seem to be one of the countries that has…

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I Can See Patterns In The Cloud

Well, we finally did it. After many months of redesign, reconsideration, rewrites, and recombination we’ve let loose on the web our first release of the Cloud Design Patterns guide. The guide is a combination of design patterns that are especially applicable to cloud-hosted applications and services. It explores the patterns in detail, provides good practice…

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A Cloud Service By Any Other Name…

As a firm believer in freedom of expression, I guess I can’t complain about the names that the Windows Azure team give to their services and features. After all, my responsibility is just to write about them. In theory that can call them whatever they like. The problem is that they keep calling things what…

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Mister (Sometimes) Fixit

No I’m not talking about the clever “please mend my computer” tools that you can run on Microsoft’s website. I’m talking about my regular tasks trying to fix all the things that break in our house, seemingly one per day at the moment. It’s usually a wide and assorted selection of tasks; this week comprising…

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Patternal Conflict

No, this post isn’t about parental difficulties and I didn’t spell “paternal” wrong in the title, although I admit it is about problems with relationships. More specifically, the relationship between design patterns and pretty much everything else. And, based on previous experience of dabbling in this area, how I hate design patterns. For more years…

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An Insight Into The Future Of Data Analysis?

It seems like everything is “HD” these days. Your laptop has a “high density” plastic case, your car has a “heavy duty” battery, and your TV has a “high definition” picture. So I guess it’s only to be expected that your data analysis tools will be “highly distributed”. And at last we’re “happily done” with…

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Touch, But Don’t Look

So my Windows 8 adventure has been terminated after only a brief foray into the delights of the new O/S. It’s annual review time here an Microsoft, which means I need to connect to the corporate network. But my Windows 8 machine can’t do that because the TPM module is faulty, and I need to…

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Peeping Out From The Microsoft Matrix

I suppose it’s a bit like that film The Matrix – you realize that you live in an ethereal and closed world only when you actually get to step outside of it. Or, like some people who have never been to another country, your view of the rest of the world is shaped just by…

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Highly Distributed Insights

Why would you want to use a “Big Data” solution? It’s a question that we’ve been trying to answer in the first chapter of our forthcoming p&p guide to Windows Azure HDInsight. For a long while, everything we found on the web and in the original HDInsight docs on the website talked just about the…

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