Just Collecting Dust...

It’s Edinburgh Festival time again, and as usual they voted a winning joke. One of my favorite actors and stand-up comedians, Tim Vine, won it for the second time this year with a new one-liner: “I’m thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. It’s just collecting dust.” Likewise, it seems I now have a large and…

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Do I R2, or Just 12?

We all know that hardware failures are not unheard of events, and – like most people – I try to cover for such eventualities. Many features of my network depend on a single server running a few Hyper-V machines, and so I have a cold-swap backup server all set up and configured to take over…

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Six Buttons and a Volume Knob

Probably there’s not many people who can remember when TVs had just six buttons and a volume knob. You simply tuned each of the buttons to one of the five available channels (which were helpfully numbered 1 to 5), hopefully in the correct order so you knew which channel you were watching, and tuned the…

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Snakin' All Over

My new pet snake is installed, working, and really flies. Deathly silent, yet it instantly responds to every command. It’s like somebody speeded up the world. Or at least speeded up my television. And, yes, this is a follow-on from last week’s rambling post about our new “Mamba” Media Center box from QuietPC.com. In fact,…

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Papa Loves Mamba

Media Center is alive and well! Yes, you can buy a proper no-noise Media Center appliance that just works out of the box, does satellite and terrestrial TV, and looks good on your TV stand. You can even watch the YouTube video on it that inspired the title of this week’s rambling post. Our current…

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Recertified, Un-moused, and Port-holed

You can’t believe just how fast a year goes by. It seems like only yesterday I was rebooting all the Hyper-V virtual machines because the server certificate for Hyper-V had expired. And now it’s gone and done it again. The certificate is renewed automatically, but it disconnects the VMs when it does this. Which causes…

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Infinity = 40

At last our phone company has managed to drag a strand of high-speed cable across the six miles from the exchange to the green box at the end of my garden. In a flash I’ve been transported from the “back of beyond” into the exciting world of the “digital now” (at least, that’s what it…

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An Automatic Upgrade to Uncontrolled Access

How could they get it so wrong? I’ve been very happy with all the other Netgear hardware scattered across my network, including ADSL modems, switches, and the NAS box, but I’m beginning to wonder if the WNDR 4500v2 wireless router I upgraded to last year was such a great idea. Especially when a firmware update…

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The Royal We Is Working On It...

I really am trying to get used to the dumbed-down (sorry, I should say “user-friendly”) move towards simple language and a less technical description of the options and features in modern software UIs. Messages such as “We’re working on it” and “Something went wrong” feel like they would have been programmer’s jokes only a few…

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Re-balanced and Re-routed (a.k.a. Wanna Buy An Old Modem?)

Maybe it’s because I was a boy scout when I was young that I have this need to be prepared for every eventuality. Or maybe it’s my default paranoia mode that assumes stuff will just break without warning, typically on a Friday evening. It’s probably why you can’t move in my office for piles of…

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