Suffering Suffixes, Batman

One of the features of working from home is that, if you aren’t careful, you can suddenly find that you haven’t been outside for several days. In fact, if you disregard a trip to the end of the drive to fetch the wheely bin, or across the garden to feed the goldfish, I probably haven’t…

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Unbound Generics: an Open and Closed Case

There’s a well known saying that goes something like “Please engage brain before shifting mouth into gear”. And another that says “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen”. Yet, after what’s now more than a year as a fulltime ‘Softie, I’ve managed to avoid being flamed for any of my weekly…

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Come On In, The Water’s Lovely…

A great many years ago, when I was fresh out of school and learning to be a salesman, we had a sales manager who proudly advertised that his office door was “always open”. What he meant, obviously, was that we could drop in any time with questions, problems, and for advice on any sales-related issue…

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Some Consolation…

Suddenly, here at chez Derbyshire, it’s 1996 again all over again. Instead of spending my days creating electronic guidance and online documentation in its wealth of different formats and styles, I’m back to writing real books. Ones that will be printed on paper and may even have unflattering photos of me on the back. And…

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I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside

Oh well, back to work, holidays over for another year. At least I managed to morph from a sickly shade of pale to a faint shade of tan, and without catching airplane ‘flu or any other weird tropical disease (at least not one that’s shown up so far). In fact, it was one of the…

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