Have you seen this? I saw it on the shelf at my local Starbucks - it's an 'Iced Coffee' in a can.
Tastes better than it looks - on the front of the can it says 'A premium coffee drink with a hint of nonfat milk and sugar'.
From the can blurb:
"A true Starbucks classic, this blend of quality arabica coffees is exptertly roasted to a create a deep, full flavor"
I can hear Philip now: "Heathen!!"