Going to the rsstroom will never be dull again

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Thanks Tommy, I now know what I'd like in my Christmas stocking this year - an rsstroom reader.

DJ Spyhuner has the 'scoop':

"The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again!"

Ah yes, the perfect solution to those suffering from (b)logorrhea...