top 17 slashdot sigs

For some reason I've been collecting slashdot sigs I like over the last few months. Here is my top 17 in no particular order:

top 17 /. sigs according to me:

  1. This frog goes for a job interview, and the manager says "So you worked in a shipyard, what did you do there?"
  2.  ...but the lightbulb has to want to change...
  3. make install -not war
  4. I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death my right to carry a gun to shoot you for saying it
  5. Visualize Whirled Peas. Don't like it?
  6. Respond with words, not karma.
  7. for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST"
  8. They've done studies you know. 60% of the time it works every time.
  9. My other sig is original
  10. A million lemmings can't be wrong. 
  11. Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
  12. Shit happens... unfortunately I'm the one who has to clean it up.
  13. Beer wants to be free.
  14. My sig is wasting 42 bytes of your memory!
  15. I think, therefore I sig.
  16. I love the smell of burning karma in the morning
  17. Don't put it off another minute. Procrastinate now.
Comments (3)
  1. Uwe Keim says:

    Once I read:

    "There are 10 kind of people – those who know binary and those who don’t".

  2. mabster says:

    I must admit I have *no* idea what #1 is referring to.

  3. Klaus says:

    My favorite ever was once that went like:

    Would you like to hear

    about the terrible night

    when I fought the… no?


    Struck me as very funny.

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