An internet-enabled sewing machine... but does it run Windows?

Yes it does. This is Bernina Artista 200e and it runs Windows CE!

The 200/200e models have some interesting features: among other thigns, an incorporated CD-ROM reader and a USB port. Also, it is able to connect to the internet.

I saw it briefly at the last Company meeting but unfortunately I couldn't remember it's model name. Fortunately, Mike Hall just wrote about it and I could find more details on the web.